1 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,980 Tell you what, mate, on the house. 2 00:00:26,981 --> 00:00:28,461 Thanks. 3 00:00:40,621 --> 00:00:41,901 You're having a party? 4 00:00:43,221 --> 00:00:46,940 Ah, nothing to do with me. Eddie took the booking. 5 00:00:46,941 --> 00:00:48,380 Reckons it's worth ten grand. 6 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:51,821 Denny, boy, bitter's off. 7 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:56,660 So, this is how it is now? 8 00:00:56,661 --> 00:00:58,780 Well, they got the settlement to the judge 9 00:00:58,781 --> 00:01:00,461 before I realised what I'd signed. 10 00:01:01,821 --> 00:01:03,380 It's all in the courts now. 11 00:01:03,381 --> 00:01:05,260 So until you sort it out, they're just... 12 00:01:05,261 --> 00:01:06,311 Here. 13 00:01:07,621 --> 00:01:08,941 They're here. 14 00:01:10,421 --> 00:01:12,061 All the time. 15 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,740 Gonna try and brighten the place up a bit, Ed. 16 00:01:16,741 --> 00:01:18,341 It's so drab in here. 17 00:01:19,781 --> 00:01:21,901 Oh. Hello. 18 00:01:31,941 --> 00:01:33,421 Go on, then. Who's dead? 19 00:01:34,501 --> 00:01:36,901 Actually, I just came to say hello. 20 00:01:37,981 --> 00:01:39,780 OK. Bit weird. 21 00:01:39,781 --> 00:01:43,860 I just thought, recently, maybe, you haven't been yourself. 22 00:01:43,861 --> 00:01:45,301 Whatever gave you that idea? 23 00:01:49,781 --> 00:01:52,381 You know, if you ever need to speak to anyone... 24 00:01:53,661 --> 00:01:54,940 Didn't know you cared. 25 00:01:54,941 --> 00:01:57,900 I don't. I meant Jesus. 26 00:01:57,901 --> 00:02:00,220 HE CHUCKLES SOFTLY OVER RADIO: 27 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,980 Oh, I love this one! 28 00:02:01,981 --> 00:02:03,340 Come on, Eddie. Let's dance. 29 00:02:03,341 --> 00:02:05,180 Ah... Come on! 30 00:02:05,181 --> 00:02:06,580 ? Be, Be... ? Oof! 31 00:02:06,581 --> 00:02:08,260 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ? 32 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,020 Hoo-hoo! HE CHUCKLES 33 00:02:11,021 --> 00:02:12,940 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ? 34 00:02:12,941 --> 00:02:15,740 I'm just saying... I know how hard this must be. 35 00:02:15,741 --> 00:02:18,100 If there's anything I can do... 36 00:02:18,101 --> 00:02:20,940 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ? 37 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,020 Do you know anyone that can have a man killed? 38 00:02:23,021 --> 00:02:24,141 That's not funny. 39 00:02:26,181 --> 00:02:27,301 I'm joking. 40 00:02:28,461 --> 00:02:30,021 I'd do it myself. 41 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:45,940 ? Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole 42 00:02:45,941 --> 00:02:47,741 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 43 00:02:49,781 --> 00:02:51,621 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 44 00:02:53,821 --> 00:02:55,741 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 45 00:02:57,901 --> 00:02:59,661 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot. ? 46 00:04:25,461 --> 00:04:26,511 IN SPANISH: 47 00:04:28,021 --> 00:04:30,620 Oh, hi. Didn't see you there. 48 00:04:30,621 --> 00:04:32,461 I was just, er, reading this book. 49 00:04:35,701 --> 00:04:39,540 I am meeting Angela in a bar round the corner, 50 00:04:39,541 --> 00:04:41,700 so I am just practising talking in English. 51 00:04:41,701 --> 00:04:43,260 But please don't ask me about Angela. 52 00:04:43,261 --> 00:04:44,621 I can't tell you anything. 53 00:04:44,692 --> 00:04:46,780 OK. 54 00:04:46,781 --> 00:04:49,220 She's a dental assistant from Coventry. 55 00:04:49,221 --> 00:04:50,820 Big city in the UK. 56 00:04:50,821 --> 00:04:54,300 She has a boyfriend, but she's thinking of leaving him. 57 00:04:54,301 --> 00:04:56,060 HE SCOFFS No, no, no, no, no. 58 00:04:56,061 --> 00:04:58,340 She's on holiday. It wouldn't last. 59 00:04:58,341 --> 00:05:00,341 Although I suppose we could Zoom. 60 00:05:03,341 --> 00:05:04,541 You like her, Jesus? 61 00:05:06,541 --> 00:05:07,620 She's OK. 62 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:10,821 I met her in a bar last night, and we had, erm, you know... 63 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,461 STUTTERS You know... 64 00:05:20,501 --> 00:05:22,220 Er... sex. 65 00:05:22,221 --> 00:05:25,860 Oh, sex. HE CHUCKLES 66 00:05:25,861 --> 00:05:27,781 Yes. Full sex. 67 00:05:27,782 --> 00:05:30,980 So now you're going to see her again, 68 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:34,501 and you think you might impress her if she sees you reading a book by... 69 00:05:35,861 --> 00:05:37,540 Jeffrey Archer. 70 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:38,940 He is the Lord. 71 00:05:38,941 --> 00:05:40,700 A lord, I think. 72 00:05:40,701 --> 00:05:42,860 A-A lord. A lord. 73 00:05:42,861 --> 00:05:45,621 Well, good luck with that. 74 00:06:03,101 --> 00:06:04,151 Den? 75 00:06:05,901 --> 00:06:06,981 Den. 76 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,181 Dennis. 77 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:13,140 Dennis. 78 00:06:13,141 --> 00:06:15,261 I need a plug for the karaoke machine. 79 00:06:16,012 --> 00:06:20,340 Did you take the batteries out of the remote? 80 00:06:20,341 --> 00:06:21,941 Needs must, my friend. 81 00:06:23,181 --> 00:06:26,661 I've decided the time is nigh for me to write my autobiography. 82 00:06:28,141 --> 00:06:30,821 CLEARS THROAT Chapter one. 83 00:06:31,981 --> 00:06:36,260 I was born in a gypsy camp just outside of Northampton 84 00:06:36,261 --> 00:06:38,421 sometime in the late '50s. 85 00:06:39,661 --> 00:06:41,620 Eddie, where shall I put this cake? 86 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:44,540 Er, well, just stick it on the bar for now. 87 00:06:44,541 --> 00:06:46,100 So, whose party is this? 88 00:06:46,101 --> 00:06:48,900 I've told you. Yeah. Tell me again. 89 00:06:48,901 --> 00:06:54,180 Just a few associates of mine, friends, good people. 90 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,740 Oh, well, that's obviously bollocks 91 00:06:55,741 --> 00:06:57,620 cos none of your associates are good people, 92 00:06:57,621 --> 00:06:59,100 and you don't have any friends. 93 00:06:59,101 --> 00:07:02,021 You know, cynicism will send you to an early grave. 94 00:07:04,701 --> 00:07:08,140 Eddie knows these people, Dennis. They're big drinkers. 95 00:07:08,141 --> 00:07:11,061 Well, you better hope so, or I'll kick them out and open up. 96 00:07:12,381 --> 00:07:15,580 So, what is it, a birthday? No, my beautiful darling. 97 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:19,300 It's just a little leaving party for an old friend. 98 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:22,340 Course, I've never mined uranium before. 99 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:23,661 I was 15 years old. 100 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:27,380 But I was tall for my age, 101 00:07:27,381 --> 00:07:30,381 and they never sweat the small stuff in Kazakhstan. 102 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:33,541 Why are you doing this just now? 103 00:07:33,542 --> 00:07:37,140 I've received fair warning from the Reaper, my friend. 104 00:07:37,141 --> 00:07:39,940 I gotta think about my legacy. What, you ill? 105 00:07:39,941 --> 00:07:43,141 Me? I'm in peak physical condition. 106 00:07:44,461 --> 00:07:45,621 But today, I... 107 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:49,381 ...I witnessed something deeply disturbing. 108 00:07:50,461 --> 00:07:54,301 A black dog walked backwards across my path. 109 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,900 Death is near. 110 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:01,580 Is that what that means? 111 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,860 Black dog. Black Shuck. The Beast's beast. 112 00:08:04,861 --> 00:08:08,700 Backwards dog. What's "dog" backwards? 113 00:08:08,701 --> 00:08:10,260 God. 114 00:08:10,261 --> 00:08:16,061 God is retreating, making space for Death to choose a soul, my friend. 115 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:20,140 You sure, it didn't just have worms or something? 116 00:08:20,141 --> 00:08:22,780 Would that it were so. CHUCKLES DRYLY 117 00:08:22,781 --> 00:08:25,140 So you think that Death is coming for you? 118 00:08:25,141 --> 00:08:27,981 I didn't say that. Could be any one of us. 119 00:08:29,341 --> 00:08:30,741 But he will come. 120 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,260 By midnight. 121 00:08:33,261 --> 00:08:37,580 Hm. Well, as long as he buys a drink. 122 00:08:37,581 --> 00:08:39,820 SIGHS DEEPLY 123 00:08:39,821 --> 00:08:41,940 OK, my darlings, I'm gonna love you and leave you. 124 00:08:41,941 --> 00:08:45,340 You're going out? Just meeting up with the girls. 125 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:47,500 The girls? You've been in Benidorm a week. 126 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:50,020 You know I always make friends wherever I go. 127 00:08:50,021 --> 00:08:54,020 No, no, no, you want half the pub, you can do half the work. 128 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:55,140 Dennis... 129 00:08:55,141 --> 00:08:57,140 We've got a do on. I'll get you an apron. 130 00:08:57,141 --> 00:09:00,021 Stop. Please. Stop it. 131 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:03,741 I'm sorry, darling. 132 00:09:06,861 --> 00:09:08,141 I am. 133 00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:15,341 KNOCKING ON DOOR 134 00:09:17,381 --> 00:09:19,981 Right. They are here. 135 00:09:47,181 --> 00:09:50,461 LAUGHTER 136 00:09:52,981 --> 00:09:56,260 Now, who here would like to see a little magic trick? 137 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:57,460 Here we go. 138 00:09:57,461 --> 00:10:01,300 I have here an honest to goodness one euro coin. 139 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:03,700 You've never had an honest euro in your life. 140 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:06,580 I am placing this one euro coin on the table, 141 00:10:06,581 --> 00:10:08,980 and I'm covering it with this hat. 142 00:10:08,981 --> 00:10:10,740 He is magic. 143 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:13,020 He's made his hair disappear. HE LAUGHS 144 00:10:13,021 --> 00:10:15,060 What...? What's he doing? 145 00:10:15,061 --> 00:10:17,140 One of his scams, Ray. 146 00:10:17,141 --> 00:10:20,260 Now, I bet any one of you good gentleman 147 00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:24,301 I can turn that coin from heads to tails without touching that hat. 148 00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:29,581 Bollocks! 149 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:33,380 Stump up or shut up. 150 00:10:33,381 --> 00:10:34,901 Fifty notes. 151 00:10:37,221 --> 00:10:39,620 I wouldn't trust you as far as Ray can throw you. 152 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,540 What's that? 153 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,380 I'm saying you're a decrepit old bastard, Ray. 154 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:46,501 Oh, yeah. CHUCKLES 155 00:10:48,661 --> 00:10:49,821 Same again, my lovely. 156 00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,971 Oh, it's all right, sweetheart. Save on the washing up. 157 00:10:58,252 --> 00:11:04,180 Now I know why you were so keen to get your hands on this place. 158 00:11:04,181 --> 00:11:06,180 This your gateway to the Costa del Crime. 159 00:11:06,181 --> 00:11:07,860 There's that cynicism again. 160 00:11:07,861 --> 00:11:09,940 Don't take me for a dickhead. 161 00:11:09,941 --> 00:11:11,900 I've seen you putting this whole thing together 162 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:14,380 on that cheap burner phone of yours to cover your tracks. 163 00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,260 Those men are crooks. 164 00:11:16,261 --> 00:11:19,460 Dennis, they're just businessmen. 165 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,700 Ray was in security, 166 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:22,500 Gav made his money in car-boot sales, 167 00:11:22,501 --> 00:11:25,900 and Ricky owns a chain of beauty parlours. 168 00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:29,180 Whoopty-shit. Harold Shipman was a doctor. 169 00:11:29,181 --> 00:11:32,300 You've filled my pub full of gangsters. 170 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:34,260 Except you haven't. There's only three of them. 171 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,980 Is there anyone else still to come? KNOCKING ON DOOR 172 00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:39,060 Well, there you go. Stan's here. 173 00:11:39,061 --> 00:11:42,540 Hm, suppose Stan's just an innocent, hardworking bloke as well. 174 00:11:42,541 --> 00:11:46,100 What is he, a cheery local ice cream man? A clown? 175 00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:49,531 Do you know, I wouldn't be calling Stan Grainger a clown if I were you. 176 00:11:49,532 --> 00:11:54,140 Wait, wait. Stan Grainger, who did ten years for armed robbery? 177 00:11:54,141 --> 00:11:55,660 You know him? 178 00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:59,181 Know him? I put him away. KNOCKING ON DOOR 179 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:01,821 What you talking about? 180 00:12:03,501 --> 00:12:06,180 WHISPERS: I was the key witness at his trial. 181 00:12:06,181 --> 00:12:08,051 It was my evidence that sent him down. 182 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,781 Well, what do you know? Small world. 183 00:12:16,061 --> 00:12:18,100 What does he know about me? 184 00:12:18,101 --> 00:12:20,941 Nothing. I told him this was my place. 185 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:26,420 Eddie, if he recognises me, I'm a dead man walking. 186 00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:29,860 He won't recognise you. It's been 30 years. 187 00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:33,141 You had that crap tash in the '80s. KNOCKING ON DOOR 188 00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:38,541 Stan, good to see you, mate. Come on in. 189 00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:44,821 Sorry I'm late. I was out on the course. 190 00:12:46,341 --> 00:12:48,021 No worries. No worries at all, Stan. 191 00:12:52,221 --> 00:12:53,620 Who's this? 192 00:12:53,621 --> 00:12:56,900 This is just, er, the barman, Den... 193 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,861 Denzel. My name's Denzel. 194 00:13:00,901 --> 00:13:02,581 Like Denzel Washington. 195 00:13:03,661 --> 00:13:06,781 Well... nice to meet you, Denzel. 196 00:13:10,101 --> 00:13:13,260 Yeah, nice place, Eddie. Thank you, Stan, yeah. 197 00:13:13,261 --> 00:13:15,551 I mean, it's not much, but it is mine, you know. 198 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:19,901 Hello, lads. 199 00:13:23,381 --> 00:13:25,861 HE CLEARS THROAT, LAUGHTER 200 00:13:28,661 --> 00:13:30,901 You need to go. What? 201 00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:35,020 Go on. Go home. I don't need you. It's my shift. 202 00:13:35,021 --> 00:13:37,071 I'll pay for your shift. I can handle this. 203 00:13:38,621 --> 00:13:41,620 No. Look, don't be stupid. 204 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,300 Don't call me stupid. I don't wanna go. 205 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,260 OK, you're sacked. Get out. What?! 206 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:48,980 I'm the manager. 207 00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:51,220 Eddie and Tiff are here. One of them can be the licensee. 208 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:54,900 Look, here's a month's wages. What's...? What's happening? 209 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,461 You're being sacked. Now get out. You're trespassing. 210 00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:04,061 Dennis... I don't need you any more. 211 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:13,861 SIGHS DEEPLY 212 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:16,671 What can I get you? 213 00:14:17,741 --> 00:14:18,791 I'll have a lager. 214 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:23,420 You never stop worrying, do you, eh? Kids. 215 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:25,820 Oh, she's not my daughter. 216 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:26,981 I know. 217 00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:32,501 We're gonna need a knife. 218 00:14:33,981 --> 00:14:35,031 A knife? 219 00:14:36,621 --> 00:14:37,941 For the cake. 220 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:43,660 Ah, right, yeah. No problem. Knife... 221 00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:46,221 Oh, come on, Denzel. You can do better than that. 222 00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,501 There you go. 223 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:57,021 Put it down next to the cake for me, would you? Stick it over there. 224 00:15:06,421 --> 00:15:07,471 Lovely. 225 00:15:08,621 --> 00:15:11,101 All ready for our big surprise, eh? 226 00:15:16,021 --> 00:15:17,181 DENNIS SIGHS 227 00:16:08,661 --> 00:16:10,101 MAN GRUNTS 228 00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:17,301 GRUNTS, GROANS 229 00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:23,061 SPEAKS IN SPANISH: 230 00:16:36,341 --> 00:16:38,541 GRUNTS, GROANS 231 00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:58,940 ? I'm broke and broken-hearted... ? 232 00:16:58,941 --> 00:17:02,900 Weapons-grade. The Russians use 'em. 233 00:17:02,901 --> 00:17:05,420 You can blind a man from half a mile with one of these. 234 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:08,900 I'm a hairdresser, Gav. Why would I wanna blind anyone? 235 00:17:08,901 --> 00:17:11,500 So they can't see what you've done with their hair. 236 00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:13,661 LAUGHTER 237 00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:18,261 Denny boy! Come and join us. 238 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:23,620 I think I might be in a bit of trouble here. 239 00:17:23,621 --> 00:17:25,900 It walks amongst us. 240 00:17:25,901 --> 00:17:27,460 Where's this guest of honour? 241 00:17:27,461 --> 00:17:29,621 Only way to see off Beelzebub... 242 00:17:31,101 --> 00:17:33,420 EXHALES DEEPLY 243 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:34,701 ...get it pissed. 244 00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:37,900 SCOFFS 245 00:17:37,901 --> 00:17:42,620 ? Then left me alone... ? 246 00:17:42,621 --> 00:17:47,180 Gentlemen, custom has it the father of the house provides the drinks. 247 00:17:47,181 --> 00:17:49,820 What's this? Aguardiente. 248 00:17:49,821 --> 00:17:53,860 Made in the finest local bathtubs. 249 00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:55,021 All right. 250 00:17:56,541 --> 00:18:00,020 Well, I'll drink to that. 251 00:18:00,021 --> 00:18:01,820 I have but one stipulation. 252 00:18:01,821 --> 00:18:04,260 You match me drink for drink. 253 00:18:04,261 --> 00:18:05,461 CHUCKLING 254 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,140 ? I'm broke and broken-hearted... ? 255 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,300 Are you with me? 256 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,941 Do our best, eh. Skol! 257 00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:21,381 ? Broke and broken-hearted. ? 258 00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:25,661 ALL EXHALE, CHUCKLING 259 00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,940 RADIO PLAYS 260 00:18:31,941 --> 00:18:34,661 LAUGHTER 261 00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,541 Oi, oi! LAUGHTER 262 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,861 IN SPANISH: 263 00:19:27,141 --> 00:19:31,580 Oh, look at you beautiful people. 264 00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:33,341 I won't interrupt. 265 00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:36,860 GASPS Is this a date? 266 00:19:36,861 --> 00:19:38,140 Maybe. No. 267 00:19:38,141 --> 00:19:40,461 Mind if I join you? Yes. Yes. 268 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,261 Ow. 269 00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:01,381 Right, I'm not having this. 270 00:20:03,621 --> 00:20:07,660 There's not a chance in hell you're turning that coin over 271 00:20:07,661 --> 00:20:09,660 without moving that hat. 272 00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:11,980 ALL: Oooh... 273 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:15,900 We have a bite. I accept your bet. 274 00:20:15,901 --> 00:20:17,620 Can we clear the table, please? 275 00:20:17,621 --> 00:20:20,060 Well, what...? What's going on? 276 00:20:20,061 --> 00:20:23,660 Eddie's taken Gav's bet. Twat. 277 00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:26,380 CHUCKLING All right, then. 278 00:20:26,381 --> 00:20:29,460 Ooh... 279 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,421 Behold! 280 00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:36,500 CHUCKLES What, that's that it, is it? 281 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,341 Check yourself. 282 00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,461 Heads. 283 00:20:50,781 --> 00:20:53,260 Tails. And I never touched the hat! 284 00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:55,221 LAUGHTER 285 00:20:55,222 --> 00:21:00,220 Oh, yeah, yeah. All right, I thought we was gonna do some karaoke. 286 00:21:00,221 --> 00:21:01,941 Yeah, good idea. You start. 287 00:21:02,981 --> 00:21:06,220 Well, Stan, I was gonna do a ballad. I mean, Ricky should start. 288 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:09,061 He's gonna do Dancing Queen. No. You start. 289 00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:14,020 All right, Stan. Yeah, I'll start. 290 00:21:14,021 --> 00:21:18,500 Bit unfair, innit, sending him up first on his tod? 291 00:21:18,501 --> 00:21:22,260 He should duet with someone. Yeah. It's a good point, Gav. 292 00:21:22,261 --> 00:21:23,661 Oi, Denzel. 293 00:21:25,381 --> 00:21:26,820 You can sing with Eddie. 294 00:21:26,821 --> 00:21:30,700 SCOFFS Jeez, no. I'd murder it. 295 00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:31,981 That's the idea, innit? 296 00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:38,341 I'm going for a slash. 297 00:21:38,342 --> 00:21:42,140 You got into bed with snakes, you know that? 298 00:21:42,141 --> 00:21:44,861 Well, no, Den, I got into bed with your wife. 299 00:21:46,461 --> 00:21:49,980 BOTH: 300 00:21:49,981 --> 00:21:53,541 ? I feel it in my toes 301 00:21:58,021 --> 00:22:01,300 ? Love is all around me 302 00:22:01,301 --> 00:22:05,101 ? And so the feeling grows 303 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,381 ? It's written on the wind 304 00:22:12,981 --> 00:22:17,060 ? It's everywhere I go 305 00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,941 ? Oh, yes, it is 306 00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:23,900 ? So if you really love me 307 00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:25,740 MUSIC FADES AND DISTORTS 308 00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:29,780 ? Come on and let it show 309 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,461 ? Oh. ? 310 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:45,781 Big one. Little one. I'll have the big one. 311 00:22:47,661 --> 00:22:49,060 TIFF SIGHS 312 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:52,740 They called it "the marriage wrecker", CID. 313 00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:55,980 I mean, the hours that he worked, it's no surprise. 314 00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,621 Did love him, though. 315 00:22:58,701 --> 00:23:01,980 I still do love him. Mm. 316 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,420 And Carla does. I know she does. 317 00:23:04,421 --> 00:23:07,701 Carla? Our daughter. 318 00:23:08,861 --> 00:23:10,900 Did he not tell you about her? 319 00:23:10,901 --> 00:23:13,540 HE CLEARS THROAT You know, you're kind of intruding. 320 00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,380 SHE CLEARS THROAT 321 00:23:15,381 --> 00:23:19,460 You know, I never would have put someone like you 322 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:21,260 with someone like him. 323 00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:23,620 I'm not with him. Not yet. 324 00:23:23,621 --> 00:23:25,700 Ooh! OK, I'm going. 325 00:23:25,701 --> 00:23:28,180 Oh, no, where you going? Don't go back to the pub, darling. 326 00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:29,301 Why? 327 00:23:30,341 --> 00:23:31,980 Well, them blokes, they're... 328 00:23:31,981 --> 00:23:34,860 they're a bit, you know... WHISPERS: ..dodgy. 329 00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:38,141 The party? Yeah, you know. 330 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,861 Eddie doesn't always move in the best of circles. 331 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:48,180 I mean, Stan, he's a piece of work. He's done time. 332 00:23:48,181 --> 00:23:49,820 TIFF CHUCKLES 333 00:23:49,821 --> 00:23:53,501 As soon as he finds out Eddie's got this pub, he's all over him. 334 00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:58,060 Books this leaving do. Nah. 335 00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,981 Something is going on, I reckon. 336 00:24:01,261 --> 00:24:05,100 Ooh... oh, oh, I can't see straight! 337 00:24:05,101 --> 00:24:07,100 I think I need some patatas bravas. 338 00:24:07,101 --> 00:24:09,220 Do you want some patatas bravas? 339 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:12,021 So I'm gonna get some patatas bravas. Ow! 340 00:24:16,221 --> 00:24:18,100 That's why he wanted me out. 341 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:19,460 So we go to another bar, 342 00:24:19,461 --> 00:24:21,741 then maybe dinner and talk about what to do. 343 00:24:21,742 --> 00:24:24,860 Call Maria. I think Dennis is in danger. 344 00:24:24,861 --> 00:24:27,260 The worst thing we could do is overreact. 345 00:24:27,261 --> 00:24:30,541 I think everything is probably fine. 346 00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:38,821 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 347 00:24:40,541 --> 00:24:42,501 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 348 00:24:44,701 --> 00:24:46,421 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot 349 00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,341 ? Feelin' hot, hot, hot... ? 350 00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:14,221 KNOCKING ON DOOR 351 00:25:15,301 --> 00:25:17,261 Dennis? Open up. 352 00:25:18,341 --> 00:25:21,221 KNOCKING ON DOOR Dennis, are you OK? 353 00:25:33,101 --> 00:25:34,981 DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS 354 00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:41,700 JESUS SIGHS See, he's totally fine. 355 00:25:41,701 --> 00:25:43,380 Oh, my God! There's a body. 356 00:25:43,381 --> 00:25:46,141 Dennis, what happened? 357 00:25:47,621 --> 00:25:49,060 I was stupid. 358 00:25:49,061 --> 00:25:51,181 You did this? No, he didn't. 359 00:25:52,381 --> 00:25:53,541 You didn't, did you? 360 00:25:56,781 --> 00:25:57,831 No. 361 00:25:59,261 --> 00:26:01,620 You know we need to call this in. 362 00:26:01,621 --> 00:26:04,621 He's right. This is a crime scene. 363 00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,901 Can I just tell my side first? 364 00:26:09,861 --> 00:26:12,501 OK. What happened? 365 00:26:14,541 --> 00:26:15,740 They made me sing. 366 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:19,060 BOTH: 367 00:26:19,061 --> 00:26:23,060 ? Come on and let it show 368 00:26:23,061 --> 00:26:24,780 ? Whoa... ? 369 00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:28,060 RAY: Oh, feck's sake. Anyone got 50p for the meter? 370 00:26:28,061 --> 00:26:30,180 VELCRO RIPS RICKY: Everyone stay where they are. 371 00:26:30,181 --> 00:26:31,820 It's probably just a fuse. I'll check. 372 00:26:31,821 --> 00:26:33,901 I said stay where you are! 373 00:26:36,501 --> 00:26:37,580 THUD, GROANING 374 00:26:37,581 --> 00:26:38,701 What was that? 375 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,340 I swear, don't try anything with me. 376 00:26:42,341 --> 00:26:43,781 VELCRO RIPS 377 00:26:49,301 --> 00:26:50,461 Eddie! 378 00:26:59,621 --> 00:27:02,141 The snake is drained. 379 00:27:18,412 --> 00:27:23,540 You were next to him, but you didn't see who killed him? 380 00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:25,301 It was pitch-black. 381 00:27:26,861 --> 00:27:28,021 What's going on? 382 00:27:30,661 --> 00:27:32,380 Eddie! Don't touch him. 383 00:27:32,381 --> 00:27:34,500 OK, lady, nothing to see here. 384 00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:37,100 That doesn't really work in this context, Jesus. 385 00:27:37,101 --> 00:27:40,460 What did you do? He didn't do anything. 386 00:27:40,461 --> 00:27:43,231 You've done it. You shit! You've done it. I never thought... 387 00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:46,141 He said he'd kill him. 388 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:50,060 The day that he was sacked, he pinned Eddie against the wall 389 00:27:50,061 --> 00:27:51,740 and he said he'd kill him. 390 00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:53,821 We have to let Dennis tell his side. 391 00:27:57,421 --> 00:27:59,701 What happened after the lights came on? 392 00:28:03,061 --> 00:28:06,900 ? Imagine my life With us together... ? 393 00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:08,020 STAN: Who was this? 394 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:10,220 Me. Why? 395 00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:11,540 I just like the song. 396 00:28:11,541 --> 00:28:14,180 No, I meant who killed Eddie. Oh, right. 397 00:28:14,181 --> 00:28:17,660 ? Everything That we're gonna do... ? 398 00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:19,621 You wanna put some kitchen roll down. 399 00:28:20,821 --> 00:28:22,020 ? Yeah... ? 400 00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:23,700 Blood's a bugger to get out. 401 00:28:23,701 --> 00:28:26,860 ? Every day is just me and you 402 00:28:26,861 --> 00:28:29,541 ? Just imagine... ? MUSIC STOPS 403 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,900 Look, I don't know who you are... 404 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,700 or why any of you would want to kill Eddie. 405 00:28:37,701 --> 00:28:39,620 It's none of my business. 406 00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:41,660 But I am not cleaning up your mess. 407 00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:44,700 Who says it's our mess? You were standing next to him. 408 00:28:44,701 --> 00:28:45,740 You were next to a knife. 409 00:28:45,741 --> 00:28:47,180 All right, that's enough of that. 410 00:28:47,181 --> 00:28:49,060 Obviously, there's been some sort of beef. 411 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:50,300 Singing blew a fuse, 412 00:28:50,301 --> 00:28:52,580 someone's taken a chance to do him in with the lights out. 413 00:28:52,581 --> 00:28:55,541 Well, let me tell you something now. That is not OK! 414 00:29:00,661 --> 00:29:04,031 Now, we got a problem to deal with. We're gonna sort it out between us. 415 00:29:04,032 --> 00:29:08,740 Why don't I just leave you the keys? Help yourself to toasties. 416 00:29:08,741 --> 00:29:11,340 Oh, no, you don't. You're gonna help us. 417 00:29:11,341 --> 00:29:14,100 I can't help you. Course you can. 418 00:29:14,101 --> 00:29:15,620 Little picture of you behind the bar. 419 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:17,780 You used to be a copper, didn't you? 420 00:29:17,781 --> 00:29:19,781 Someone's committed a crime, Denzel. 421 00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:22,500 You can help us solve it. 422 00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:26,460 SIGHS Honestly, I was just a traffic cop. 423 00:29:26,461 --> 00:29:29,531 I can't help you, unless any of you deserve a speeding ticket. 424 00:29:32,101 --> 00:29:33,781 But seriously... 425 00:29:35,101 --> 00:29:38,060 ...you take care of him, I'll cover your slate. 426 00:29:38,061 --> 00:29:40,260 You're square with the house. You were never here. 427 00:29:40,261 --> 00:29:42,580 But that's not justice, is it? 428 00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:44,660 See, I believe if you do wrong by your fellow man, 429 00:29:44,661 --> 00:29:45,941 then you need to pay for it. 430 00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,531 Only then can you be square with the house. 431 00:29:54,061 --> 00:29:55,111 All right. 432 00:29:55,112 --> 00:29:57,620 If I work this out, my word is final. 433 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,500 Your word is final. 434 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,821 You can be judge and jury. And I'll be executioner. 435 00:30:04,941 --> 00:30:07,061 Easy, Stan. That's enough! Shut up! 436 00:30:08,301 --> 00:30:10,420 I'm sick of people taking liberties. 437 00:30:10,421 --> 00:30:12,900 EXHALES SHAKILY 438 00:30:12,901 --> 00:30:17,180 I don't know what happened here, but, really... does it matter? 439 00:30:17,181 --> 00:30:20,180 Cos you're all thick as thieves, and I'm the only witness. 440 00:30:20,181 --> 00:30:22,060 I'm pretty sure if I find out who did this, 441 00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:23,700 I'm not getting out of here alive anyway. 442 00:30:23,701 --> 00:30:26,341 Oh, no, no, no, no, my friend. You misunderstood. 443 00:30:27,821 --> 00:30:30,580 See, the only way you're getting out of here alive 444 00:30:30,581 --> 00:30:32,021 is if you find out who did this. 445 00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:37,340 What did he say? 446 00:30:37,341 --> 00:30:40,260 Denzel's gonna find out who stabbed Eddie, and Stan's gonna kill him. 447 00:30:40,261 --> 00:30:42,620 Oh, right. 448 00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:45,861 Probably should get another round in anyway, eh? 449 00:31:04,941 --> 00:31:06,661 I said they were dodgy. 450 00:31:08,741 --> 00:31:11,420 So did you solve it? You worked out who killed Eddie? 451 00:31:11,421 --> 00:31:14,381 Of course he did. You did, right? 452 00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:23,861 Right, these two are me and Eddie. 453 00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:30,980 This is Ray, Ricky, Stan, and... him. 454 00:31:30,981 --> 00:31:34,341 Gav. I'm Gav O'Grady, the Car Boot King. 455 00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:37,620 Er... which one's me? 456 00:31:37,621 --> 00:31:39,101 The tomato juice. 457 00:31:40,181 --> 00:31:43,140 But tomatoes give me gas. Everything gives you gas, Ray. 458 00:31:43,141 --> 00:31:45,100 You pretty much breathe out your arse. 459 00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:46,660 Better than talking out of it. 460 00:31:46,661 --> 00:31:49,460 Look, you don't have to drink it. It's just a demonstration. 461 00:31:49,461 --> 00:31:51,140 Hold up, hold up. Who's the ginger beer? 462 00:31:51,141 --> 00:31:53,620 You are. What you tryna say, eh? Eh? 463 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,900 I'm not ginger beer. Make Ricky the ginger beer. 464 00:31:55,901 --> 00:31:59,100 Why am I the ginger beer? If the shoe fits. 465 00:31:59,101 --> 00:32:01,660 Right, right, me and Eddie are the apple juice. 466 00:32:01,661 --> 00:32:03,900 Ray is the lemonade. 467 00:32:03,901 --> 00:32:06,540 Ricky's the ginger beer. Stan's the tonic. 468 00:32:06,541 --> 00:32:10,260 And whatshisname's the tomato juice. You're doing this on purpose. 469 00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,940 Right, now, this is where you all were before the lights went out. 470 00:32:12,941 --> 00:32:15,861 I just need to remember the order of what happened. 471 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,821 EXHALES DEEPLY I need a pint. 472 00:32:29,901 --> 00:32:34,220 Right, before the lights went out, Ray said... 473 00:32:34,221 --> 00:32:36,100 I'm going for a slash. 474 00:32:36,101 --> 00:32:40,020 ...Gav was shining the laser pen on Eddie. 475 00:32:40,021 --> 00:32:43,140 BOTH: Whoa. ? 476 00:32:43,141 --> 00:32:44,700 RAY: Oh, feck's sake! 477 00:32:44,701 --> 00:32:47,180 'Then the lights go out, and Eddie said...' 478 00:32:47,181 --> 00:32:49,380 Anyone got 50p for the meter? VELCRO RIPS 479 00:32:49,381 --> 00:32:50,821 And then what? 480 00:32:56,141 --> 00:32:57,191 That's right. 481 00:32:58,341 --> 00:32:59,860 Ricky said... 482 00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:01,300 'Everyone stay where they are.' 483 00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:04,821 ...but the sound, the sound was coming from further away. 484 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:09,540 Then I said... 485 00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,380 It's probably just a fuse. I'll check. 486 00:33:11,381 --> 00:33:13,460 I said stay where you are! 487 00:33:13,461 --> 00:33:17,140 All the while, the laser pen is still on Eddie, still alive. 488 00:33:17,141 --> 00:33:18,180 THUD, GROANING 489 00:33:18,181 --> 00:33:19,220 What was that? 490 00:33:19,221 --> 00:33:21,860 And then there's this sound... 491 00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:24,941 I swear, don't try anything with me. VELCRO RIPS 492 00:33:29,981 --> 00:33:31,861 Then you're all back in your seats. 493 00:33:36,141 --> 00:33:37,740 Well, hurry up, Kojak. 494 00:33:37,741 --> 00:33:40,180 Actually, if we're talking TV detectives, 495 00:33:40,181 --> 00:33:43,140 this is much more of a Columbo kind of a case. 496 00:33:43,141 --> 00:33:45,020 And you're the expert, are you? 497 00:33:45,021 --> 00:33:46,181 No. 498 00:33:47,261 --> 00:33:48,740 But I know one. 499 00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:50,221 Can we get a move on? 500 00:33:56,421 --> 00:33:57,741 SIGHS 501 00:33:59,101 --> 00:34:01,140 Here we go. 502 00:34:01,141 --> 00:34:03,431 Well, come on. Enlighten us. Who killed Eddie? 503 00:34:06,621 --> 00:34:08,300 You all did. 504 00:34:08,301 --> 00:34:10,780 STAN CHUCKLES Oh, is that so? 505 00:34:10,781 --> 00:34:12,420 Yes, that is so. 506 00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:14,380 You see, it can't just have been a fuse that went. 507 00:34:14,381 --> 00:34:16,020 That would've shorted some of the power. 508 00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:17,500 To cut everything off, 509 00:34:17,501 --> 00:34:21,020 someone had to hit the main breaker in the fuse box in the back room. 510 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:23,980 That could only have been Ray. Ray never went to the toilet. 511 00:34:23,981 --> 00:34:27,231 He used his walking stick to trip the breaker above the back door. 512 00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:32,700 EDDIE AND DENNIS: ? Come on and let it show 513 00:34:32,701 --> 00:34:34,260 ? Whoa. ? 514 00:34:34,261 --> 00:34:36,140 'But then he dropped his stick.' RAY: Oh! 515 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,500 CLATTERING Oh, feck's sake. 516 00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:41,380 Ricky is further away when he said... 517 00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:42,980 Everyone stay where they are. 518 00:34:42,981 --> 00:34:44,821 Because he's getting the knife. 519 00:34:44,822 --> 00:34:48,980 Picking it up using the pocket square that was in his jacket 520 00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:50,340 before the lights went off 521 00:34:50,341 --> 00:34:53,060 but was missing after they came back on again. 522 00:34:53,061 --> 00:34:55,411 But he doesn't use the knife. He gives it to Stan. 523 00:34:57,861 --> 00:35:00,540 But before Stan takes it, he puts his golf glove on. 524 00:35:00,541 --> 00:35:02,900 VELCRO RIP ECHOES 525 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,661 Then he comes up to the front... 526 00:35:05,941 --> 00:35:07,740 ...and sticks the knife in Eddie. 527 00:35:07,741 --> 00:35:10,060 And he knows exactly where Eddie is in the dark 528 00:35:10,061 --> 00:35:13,131 because Gav's kept a laser pen on throughout the whole thing. 529 00:35:14,301 --> 00:35:15,941 And you know all that, do you? 530 00:35:17,461 --> 00:35:19,900 It's the only theory that makes sense. 531 00:35:19,901 --> 00:35:22,660 See, I know where Gav was cos the laser pen didn't move. 532 00:35:22,661 --> 00:35:24,100 Ray was out by the toilets. 533 00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:26,460 There's no way he's getting over there in that time. 534 00:35:26,461 --> 00:35:27,980 What's he say? 535 00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:30,060 He's saying you're a decrepit, old bastard, Ray. 536 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:31,420 Ah. Could've been Ricky. 537 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:35,660 Could have, except he's wearing some pretty pungent aftershave tonight. 538 00:35:35,661 --> 00:35:37,260 He comes within a five-metre radius, 539 00:35:37,261 --> 00:35:39,100 you're getting a noseful of Paco Rabanne. 540 00:35:39,101 --> 00:35:41,500 It's Acqua di Parma. 541 00:35:41,501 --> 00:35:43,781 So, yeah, I do know that. 542 00:35:45,341 --> 00:35:48,291 You asked me to work out who killed Eddie. Well, there you go. 543 00:35:48,821 --> 00:35:51,580 You did. STAN SCOFFS 544 00:35:51,581 --> 00:35:53,341 But everyone else was involved. 545 00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:02,260 Bravo. The man with all the answers. 546 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,861 Not all the answers. 547 00:36:04,941 --> 00:36:08,180 It still doesn't make sense to me. Eddie got on everyone's tits. 548 00:36:08,181 --> 00:36:09,380 Yeah, not why you'd kill him 549 00:36:09,381 --> 00:36:11,340 but why you'd go through this pantomime to do it. 550 00:36:11,341 --> 00:36:13,500 Oh, this ain't no pantomime, son. 551 00:36:13,501 --> 00:36:15,021 Oh, yes, it is. 552 00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:19,821 Sorry. 553 00:36:21,421 --> 00:36:22,981 This is a goodbye party. 554 00:36:24,461 --> 00:36:27,171 You really thought I didn't know who you was, Dennis? 555 00:36:29,981 --> 00:36:33,260 So you do remember me. Yeah, funny, that. 556 00:36:33,261 --> 00:36:34,820 Funny how you tend to remember someone 557 00:36:34,821 --> 00:36:37,660 who sent you to jail for the best years of your life, innit? 558 00:36:37,661 --> 00:36:39,980 So why's Eddie dead and not me? 559 00:36:39,981 --> 00:36:43,340 Why did I just spend the last hour solving his murder? 560 00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:46,180 After I'd got out of Wandsworth, 561 00:36:46,181 --> 00:36:48,531 I went looking for you, but you'd disappeared. 562 00:36:49,852 --> 00:36:53,540 Then Eddie tells me about this place, 563 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:55,180 tells me all about you. 564 00:36:55,181 --> 00:36:56,460 CHUCKLES 565 00:36:56,461 --> 00:36:59,220 I mean, it was like a gift. 566 00:36:59,221 --> 00:37:01,581 A party just felt right. 567 00:37:03,661 --> 00:37:07,180 You must be wondering when our guest of honour's arriving, 568 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:08,581 but he's been here all along. 569 00:37:09,901 --> 00:37:11,181 It's you, Dennis. 570 00:37:12,381 --> 00:37:14,660 This is your leaving party. 571 00:37:14,661 --> 00:37:15,861 And where am I going? 572 00:37:17,541 --> 00:37:18,741 To jail. 573 00:37:36,181 --> 00:37:37,231 Dennis. 574 00:37:39,221 --> 00:37:41,060 You know I have to call this in. 575 00:37:41,061 --> 00:37:42,580 He's not finished. 576 00:37:42,581 --> 00:37:43,940 Rosa, let them do their jobs. 577 00:37:43,941 --> 00:37:47,140 You're not going to jail for this. I was there. I saw them. 578 00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:49,100 I'm sorry, kid. 579 00:37:49,101 --> 00:37:50,661 They did a proper job on me. 580 00:37:51,821 --> 00:37:53,381 Maybe I did need you after all. 581 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,701 There's still time. Tell me what happened. 582 00:37:58,861 --> 00:38:00,540 What am I going to jail for? 583 00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:01,741 Well, for killing Eddie. 584 00:38:01,742 --> 00:38:06,020 Oh, call me an old romantic, but it just felt like poetic justice 585 00:38:06,021 --> 00:38:09,091 that the last case you ever work was the one that sent you down. 586 00:38:09,981 --> 00:38:11,700 Just like you sent me down. 587 00:38:11,701 --> 00:38:14,460 No, no, no, you killed Eddie. 588 00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:15,940 All of you killed Eddie. 589 00:38:15,941 --> 00:38:18,541 Well, how could we? We were never here. 590 00:38:25,421 --> 00:38:28,060 What's...? What's this? What's happening? 591 00:38:28,061 --> 00:38:29,781 You work as many jobs as we have... 592 00:38:29,782 --> 00:38:33,540 ...you get pretty good at not leaving any evidence behind. 593 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:36,861 Stan, good to see you, mate. Come on in. 594 00:38:41,341 --> 00:38:42,941 You see, no DNA. 595 00:38:47,821 --> 00:38:49,300 No fingerprints. 596 00:38:49,301 --> 00:38:50,621 Same again, my lovely. 597 00:38:54,461 --> 00:38:57,171 Oh, it's all right, sweetheart. Save on the washing up. 598 00:38:58,301 --> 00:39:00,461 Everything we touched here comes with us. 599 00:39:01,232 --> 00:39:06,220 And when the Old Bill comes here, they'll find a knife 600 00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:08,340 sticking out of the bloke who stole your wife and pub, 601 00:39:08,341 --> 00:39:10,341 and only your prints'll be on it. 602 00:39:12,301 --> 00:39:13,701 There you go. 603 00:39:14,941 --> 00:39:17,301 Put it down next to the cake for me, would you? 604 00:39:17,312 --> 00:39:21,220 It's not just prints that'll put you here. 605 00:39:21,221 --> 00:39:22,500 I know. 606 00:39:22,501 --> 00:39:24,501 Eddie only ever called us on his burner. 607 00:39:31,941 --> 00:39:33,780 Witnesses. Rosa saw you here. 608 00:39:33,781 --> 00:39:35,300 You got one witness to put me here. 609 00:39:35,301 --> 00:39:38,491 I've got 50 back in Marbella that'll swear blind I was with them. 610 00:39:39,621 --> 00:39:42,100 And as for your man over there, well... 611 00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:44,580 he'll be lucky if he can remember his own name tomorrow. 612 00:39:44,581 --> 00:39:46,140 Oh, we, erm... 613 00:39:46,141 --> 00:39:48,660 We slipped him a little something to help him on his way. 614 00:39:48,661 --> 00:39:49,861 CHUCKLING 615 00:39:51,532 --> 00:39:53,620 Are you with me? 616 00:39:53,621 --> 00:39:55,981 Do our best, eh? Skol! 617 00:39:59,341 --> 00:40:00,581 As I said... 618 00:40:01,741 --> 00:40:02,901 we were never here. 619 00:40:04,501 --> 00:40:06,141 That's it. We're done. 620 00:40:15,021 --> 00:40:17,620 Oh. CHUCKLES 621 00:40:17,621 --> 00:40:20,580 Look at you. You're tryna work a way out of it. 622 00:40:20,581 --> 00:40:22,660 Ah, s'pose you could get rid of the body, 623 00:40:22,661 --> 00:40:25,251 but you know that'll only make things worse for you. 624 00:40:26,421 --> 00:40:27,980 Why didn't you just shoot me? 625 00:40:27,981 --> 00:40:31,221 A few weeks behind bars, and you'll wish I had. 626 00:40:33,301 --> 00:40:35,220 But... SIGHS 627 00:40:35,221 --> 00:40:36,821 I want you to suffer... 628 00:40:38,741 --> 00:40:40,381 how I suffered. 629 00:40:44,261 --> 00:40:45,701 Any case... 630 00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:48,941 it's not a real gun. 631 00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:56,300 And now, eh... 632 00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,540 I'm square with the house, Denzel. 633 00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:01,901 CHUCKLES 634 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,821 DOOR CLOSES 635 00:41:31,181 --> 00:41:34,701 I walked right into it. Stan had thought of everything. 636 00:41:37,221 --> 00:41:39,821 SIGHS Do what you gotta do. 637 00:41:45,012 --> 00:41:49,900 I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. No, stop. 638 00:41:49,901 --> 00:41:52,180 You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say 639 00:41:52,181 --> 00:41:54,111 may be taken down and used against you. 640 00:42:00,541 --> 00:42:03,021 Is everybody losing their minds? 641 00:42:04,061 --> 00:42:05,941 Looks like I might be busy for a bit. 642 00:42:05,942 --> 00:42:09,100 Don't s'pose you want your job back? 643 00:42:09,101 --> 00:42:11,620 You'll be back tomorrow. They cannot keep you there. 644 00:42:11,621 --> 00:42:15,381 Just don't let her ruin the place. Take him outside. 645 00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:21,060 If it makes a difference, I don't think you killed him. 646 00:42:21,061 --> 00:42:23,060 Thanks, Jesus. 647 00:42:23,061 --> 00:42:24,181 It doesn't. 648 00:42:31,032 --> 00:42:36,380 Just so you know, I do not work for you. I work for Dennis. 649 00:42:36,381 --> 00:42:39,860 And if you try to tell me what to do, you will regret it. 650 00:42:39,861 --> 00:42:42,020 I never wanted this place, my darling. 651 00:42:42,021 --> 00:42:43,281 I never wanted any of this. 652 00:42:48,421 --> 00:42:51,500 Why aren't you stopping this? You cannot think he did this. 653 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:53,940 I know he hasn't been in a good place recently, 654 00:42:53,941 --> 00:42:55,780 and he said something about killing Eddie. 655 00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:58,580 I can't just forget I know that. 656 00:42:58,581 --> 00:42:59,821 I'm sorry, Rosa. 657 00:43:00,861 --> 00:43:03,220 I don't want to think that Dennis did this. 658 00:43:03,221 --> 00:43:05,381 But we have to be open to the fact he might. 659 00:43:08,741 --> 00:43:10,821 SHE BREATHES SHAKILY 660 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:19,101 GROANS 661 00:43:23,141 --> 00:43:24,421 What did I miss? 662 00:43:24,471 --> 00:43:29,021 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0